Below is a student's writing sample (verbatim). Let me set it up for you. This girl is not in my class. Her teacher was absent and they couldn't find a substitute, so they split the kids up, giving each teacher a few of them. She ended up in my class. This was also the day we administered the school wide writing prompt. The topic they were given 50 minutes to write about was "Hanging Out with Friends". Below is what she wrote:
Me and My Friends
Hi, My name is E----- and this is my friend Sam. Today my mom is taking us to the mall for some shoe's then we are going out to eat and skating. How cool is my mom? I will yell it out loud to the hole earth even my tearcher Miss Moya She is so cool you would what her. She will blow your pants off. And on fun Friday she is even cooer you sould see her your pants will fly off way to the sky and they miet not come down so you miet whet to go home in you shirt or go home in you pants. One time me and my friends wear in her class for fun Friday we had cake and icescrem. And a baninis Splits get in the splits. She is nice she always look nice She's be nice to anyone in her class she's cool when one of her kid have a fit or when there is a bad game and even when her kids are talking to much. You should hear her sing it is like an god in the sky. I mean she is the best. I am so happy I have her today as my teacher. Good-bye.
Damn! No one ever told me I was so awesome! ;P
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Your singing is the best? Wait, are you sure she isn't talking about her MOM? :)
That's awesome... and to get a kids' praise, makes it that much sweeter!
I see you changed your "worth remembering" phrase to the serenity prayer. I say it ALL. The. TIME. I'm sure the baby appreciates me layin' off the booze for a while, too. (j/k) zanna
LOL :)
Yeah, I've always like that Serenity Prayer, even when I had no faith -- it just always made sense to me. It makes more and more sense to me every time I repeat it.
You must be wearing parachute pants again. You are one down sister!
It's time to update, GLOJO
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